Fans are always stupid; falling for images; simplistic. Which would you prefer - clubs run by fans who smash bottles into the faces of others or clubs owned by people who want to make a lot of money? And are prepared to spend it.

I have never understood football fans, their mentality is too bizarre and primitive. Again footballers seems to have a sandwich short of a picnic. I find all sports boring apart from stock car racing, F1 is too bloody predictable and shit in my opinion.

I hated it when people tried to start conversation with me on football and me trying to explain to them I hate the game leaves them dumbfounded. Yet they carry on and I end up clenching my teeth.