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#208829
Green Man

Height 4 Years, 2 Months ago  
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/ma...ects-who-fought-back

Guardian write more bollocks, I am 5'6 with socks on, getting stuff from the topshelf in supermarkets is a chore but I fucking manage. I simply ask a taller person and laugh it off or ask an old lady to borrow her walking stick.

In my youth I had to ask the newsagents for the top shelf mags for my mates who were too shy to buy them. Maybe I am thick skinned and can actually laugh at myself and do banter without being offended or without being scared to offend.

I found that mobile phone buttons are too small for me but okay for my lady friends.
 
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#208831
Gael Vella

Re:Height 4 Years, 2 Months ago  
You're the same height as Napoleon, two inches taller than Nelson - and an inch shorter than Messi.


 
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#208835
Green Man

Re:Height 4 Years, 2 Months ago  
Gael Vella wrote:
You're the same height as Napoleon, two inches taller than Nelson - and an inch shorter than Messi.




 
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#208840
hedda

Re:Height 4 Years, 2 Months ago  
I'm 5'7" which was the same height as Kirk Douglas who i worked with for 2 months.

I am Spartacus !!!

I've been backing away from Tom Cruise on a red carpet and even with his shoe lifts- he was my height.

Top shelf- get one of those extending hand thingy things from Aldi or similar. It's great for getting high things and things off the floor.

When I was buying mine my Russian cousin was getting one because he goes Dumpster Diving & swears blind he retrieves slabs of Salmon with it each night.

He's worth an absolute fortune & eats out of trash cans. Most people from Russia are odd.

we're all the same lying down though- in bed. With someone else.
 
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