I really think I no longer belong to the human race. When the most hilarious thing about our species is small children falling over on snow or ice, I no longer wish to be considered human (the UK has anyway elected not to be part of humanity).

I think the bods of the EU are glad that we left, however they are missing their cash and I am sure some MP's are missing some back handers.

If there was another vote to stay out or in the EU I think the public would still vote the same.

If there was GE next week, Tories will still win but I will expect very a low turn out of voters and a minority Tory government. If UKIP are still a thing they might a couple of seats, I can't remember when I last time I of heard of UKIP.

Either vote for your local indie party or don't bother voting at all.

If it became law to vote, just play tic-tac-toe on the ballot paper a few times. The only time political parties care about you is when it's election time. My MP does not even reply back to letters or emails.

In some constituents it's not the MP who replies but some potty-Herbert who they employ will answear your questions. Normally their wives, husbands or offspring.

Nice work if you can get it !