All those UK, French, German, US, Scandinavian pilots in those fighter jets and bombers currently based on the borders of NATO East could go AWOL. Shocking! Announced by their countries - they and their crews have deserted! Shocking - when/if they return, they will face disciplinary processes. Which they will; all be found guilty and all fines £1. Or 1€. Or whatever - for the mistake, error of judgement; slap on the wrist. Must not do it again.

Meanwhile the countries involved will apologise to Russia for the devastation of their Black Sea fleet and Ukrainian based forces, saying it was not our fault and those responsible are very, very NORTY BOYS (or girls) and will be punished.