Going downhill fast?

Maybe it's some kind of Etonian practice.

(I think he meant relentless criticism.)

Er, it's Oz Cricket Olde Boy.

To unnerve the Pommie Bastard batsmen, er 'batters', the dirty digger close fieldsmen, er 'fielders' tease hard with very personal remarks, like being hit with a sledge-hammer!

E.G. "Your HOT bitch of a missus was a great SHAG last night, she couldn't get enough!"

To which any cool Englisman might retort, "Not as HOT as the gang-bang your young daughters are gagging for at our hotel!"

QueenOfTarts wrote:
Er, it's Oz Cricket Olde Boy.

To unnerve the Pommie Bastard batsmen, er 'batters', the dirty digger close fieldsmen, er 'fielders' tease hard with very personal remarks, like being hit with a sledge-hammer!

E.G. "Your HOT bitch of a missus was a great SHAG last night, she couldn't get enough!"

To which any cool Englisman might retort, "Not as HOT as the gang-bang your young daughters are gagging for at our hotel!"

Cricket slang always sounds like it was made up by a bunch of middle-class, drunk students.

Posh git at Charterhouse (waving): "Excuse me, do you want to play some cricket old boy Kenneth King on this delightful day ?"

King: "Naff Orf"

QueenOfTarts wrote:
Er, it's Oz Cricket Olde Boy.

To unnerve the Pommie Bastard batsmen, er 'batters', the dirty digger close fieldsmen, er 'fielders' tease hard with very personal remarks, like being hit with a sledge-hammer!

E.G. "Your HOT bitch of a missus was a great SHAG last night, she couldn't get enough!"

To which any cool Englisman might retort, "Not as HOT as the gang-bang your young daughters are gagging for at our hotel!"

it's why the Aussies always win as Pompous Pom's retort should have been

"you are correct as I was there in bed with her"