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TOPIC: Boris switches to the LibDems
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Boris switches to the LibDems 2 Years, 11 Months ago  
As I suggested several weeks ago - as the Tories dump Boris it becomes clear Brexit is a disaster with hundreds dying from heat stroke in traffic jams trying to reach the Continent, the NHS collapses through lack of EU nurses and Doctors and the Tory leadership becomes a snake versus a moron.
So Boris has quiet talks with Ed Davey. "Look, if you accept me as LibDem leader I shall call a General Election and when we win you'll be Deputy PM, we'll rejoin the Single Market (solving the Irish problem), simplify entry and exit border problems, stop sending immigrants to Rwanda and I'll get away with doing a U Turn by saying, as Leader of the Lib Dems, I must obey member instructions from the party as Prime Minister. We shall call a General Election on September 1st, before the Tories have chosen their leader. The Lib Dems will win in a landslide."
 
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Re:Boris switches to the LibDems 2 Years, 11 Months ago  
SLOGAN - Who would you prefer as PM? A snake, a moron, someone with no charisma or someone who got the equivalent of a fine for doing 35mph in a 30mph zone?
 
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Re:Boris switches to the LibDems 2 Years, 11 Months ago  
Before you say Boris couldn't switch on Brexit - remember, he always said it was 50/50, since the Tories wanted it, he did it. If he is Head of the LibDems and they tell him to reverse it slowly, he will do so.
 
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Re:Boris switches to the LibDems 2 Years, 11 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
Before you say Boris couldn't switch on Brexit - remember, he always said it was 50/50, since the Tories wanted it, he did it. If he is Head of the LibDems and they tell him to reverse it slowly, he will do so.

He is a pushmepullyou. Or is it pullmepushyou? From Dr Doolittle.
 
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