JK, I must say I thought the UK got a little greyer when you were banged up.

So, any chance of TV and Radio rehabilitation? I don't mean like the Gary Glitter documentary on BBC4, where you were interviewed and clearly unhappy about how you might be portrayed.

Mind you, the public are funny creatures. People only liked Paul Burrell after they had made him eat bugs on I'm A Celebrity... There should have been an empty chair on MYMU, for the ghost of Eurovisions past.

It's not natural for you to be so quiet!

I suggest you read the Paul Donovan article in the Sunday Times a couple of weeks ago (see in Deep Throat or A&O, can't remember which)... that explains the loss of public image.
But there's a lot going on behind the scenes.
Like this week's Number One, for a start!