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TOPIC: Liz Truss - Miss Pross
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Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
One of the delights of going deaf in old age is mishearing things. Every time a reporter says Liz Truss I hear Miss Pross (the heroine of A Tale Of Two Cities).
 
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Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
Watching Miss Pross arriving in Northolt - she has just landed a dozen yards from where I was (in Baby Car) this time yesterday!
 
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Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
And here she is arriving at Downing Street.
 
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Last Edit: 2022/09/06 15:06 By JK2006.
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Honey

Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
My hair is pretty similar to Liz Trusses at the moment, but I have cut and dyed it myself, and slept on it wet.

If I was going to be announced as prime minister, I would make the effort to zhuzh it up a bit. I wonder why she didn't?
 
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Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
Was it just a co-incidence that God burst into tears just as Miss Pross was due to arrive at Downing Street, drenching the assembled acolytes and drones?
 
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Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
The new Health Minister smokes cigars.
 
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Honey

Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
The new Health Minister smokes cigars.

She looks good fun.
 
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Green Man

Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
The new Health Minister smokes cigars.

And looks dangerously overweight.
 
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Wyot

Re:Liz Truss - Miss Pross 2 Years, 9 Months ago  
Never did Ken Clarke any harm!
 
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