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TOPIC: Surrey
#231738
Green Man

Surrey 2 Years, 3 Months ago  
Looks like Surrey will have more cold and wet weather next week. If I was you Wyot, take a few days off work, get a Bivvy tent and fishing rod, dig up your garden to get live earthworms to use as bait. Get your wife and children to make you a packed lunch.
 
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#231753
Wyot

Re:Surrey 2 Years, 3 Months ago  
Green Man wrote:
Looks like Surrey will have more cold and wet weather next week. If I was you Wyot, take a few days off work, get a Bivvy tent and fishing rod, dig up your garden to get live earthworms to use as bait. Get your wife and children to make you a packed lunch.

Yes and sit in a one man tent on the banks of The Thames dangling my bait, as I see so many doing on my riparian speed-walks (I don't wiggle my bottom in that weird way though...)
 
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#231754
Green Man

Re:Surrey 2 Years, 3 Months ago  
Beats looking more of a wally.

Give me a one man tent any day.



 
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#231767
Wyot

Re:Surrey 2 Years, 3 Months ago  
Stop it GM you are giving me nightmares!

I walk about 10 hours a week on average and fast, but I will sacrifice that extra 5% to save my dignity: humans are not meant to move like this.
 
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#231782
Green Man

Re:Surrey 2 Years, 3 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
Stop it GM you are giving me nightmares!

I walk about 10 hours a week on average and fast, but I will sacrifice that extra 5% to save my dignity: humans are not meant to move like this.


So, how can you walk fast as you say with out looking like soggy pasta?
 
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#231789
Wyot

Re:Surrey 2 Years, 3 Months ago  
Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:


So, how can you walk fast as you say with out looking like soggy pasta?


It's all in the proper clenching of the buttocks GM...
 
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#231795
Green Man

Re:Surrey 2 Years, 3 Months ago  
I would lay off the curries Wyot.
 
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