Roast Topside of Beef with a garlic and onion crust.
Organic lemon and herb sausages.
Marinated Roasted Buttenut Squash.
Honey Roasted Beetroot.
Cep and Celariac Sauce.
Goose fat Roast Potatoes in a Yorkshire Pudding Flan.

Gateau(bought) to finish.

7 guests(all inedible)

Don't be too sure about the inedibility of the guests Mart!

If we're all eating badgers, it's only one step away!

Remember Armin Meiwes? Cheeky little German fellow who killed and then ate the Pen!s of his victim.I believe it was sauted!
He got eight and a half years for that,not much more than they gave JK for suppossed consentual acts,that were suppossed to have occurred back in the 1970s.
Well the moral of this story...?

JK2006 wrote:
Don't be too sure about the inedibility of the guests Mart!

If we're all eating badgers, it's only one step away!

So when say "Come round for dinner..." should we seek clarification?



(I was going to write "badger you about what you really mean"... erm... Oh, I just did... I'll get me coat.)

Actually, the rather odd lunch conversation came around to "text this mumber now, should you find a good condition badger".(25p a text of course to the Badger trust)

I asked someone the other day how long is it possible to keep turkey in the freezer, they told me several months.
Well I put a turkey in my freezer last night and it was dead this morning!
Bloody liar!!

My Mum famously now, asked me if the lobster in the freezer was still alive, bless.

Since we've brought Mums into it, can my Mum speak from beyond the grave?

On the DVD I filmed with her for her loved ones and the Memorial service, she starts off by saying "that was the most delicious mackerel".

Her last really large constant meals were grilled mackerel with a knob of lemon butter - my most simple, easy yet guaranteed recipe.

I have to swear by this marvellous yet under rated fish. The texture and flavour are truly magnificent. I believe it was also Jesus' favourite.