An uptight UK couple wanted a Sunday afternoon quickie, but with their 9-year-old son in their small apartment they decided to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

As the parents put their plan into action, the child began his commentary, "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.

"Matt`s riding a new bike. Oh, and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed.

"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

His son replied, "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too."