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EXCLUSIVE - the truth about Good Friday
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EXCLUSIVE - the truth about Good Friday 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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Good news. A Cambridge scholar has discovered evidence that Jesus never died. In those days there was a Swiss based company known for saving the victims of crucifixion. CRUCIFUX was a predecessor of DIGNITAS but instead of hastening death it prolonged life by use of a sedative, Valerian Root based, often delivered in water along paths to the venue but sometimes via a sponge on a spear. One of Jesus’ disciples purchased the services of this well known company with 15 pieces of silver, making a decent profit on the deal. CRUCIFUX had originally been booked for Barabbas, a hugely successful criminal boss, but after Barabbas was freed he passed the contact onto Joseph of Arimathea , a wealthy fan of the music of Christ, who organised the switch. The sedative was a slow release form of drug and often took several hours to take effect. The soldier who faked the “blood and water” nick and trumpeted the proof of death had been amply rewarded and lived with his mother until great old age (hers, not his). So did Jesus who spent his remaining years in disguise living above a brothel in Bethlehem. EVIDENCE found after years of research by K King, MA Trinity College Cambridge University.
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Re:EXCLUSIVE - the truth about Good Friday 2 Years, 1 Month ago
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JK2006 wrote:
CRUCIFUX had originally been booked for Barabbas, a hugely successful criminal boss, but after Barabbas was freed he passed the contact onto Joseph of Arimathea , a wealthy fan of the music of Christ
Footnote: In an expansive detail that will be of interest to historians of music everywhere, the "music of Christ" was in fact discovered some decades ago by this Cambridge scholar in the course of his research, and passed onto a number of younger scholars struggling for any kind of inspiration (so little imagination did they possess at the beginning that early songs the band - called The Band - were titular non starters such as "a song" and "tune 1"). Missing his father and proud of his legacy, the earthbound but homesick Christ had formed a band called Genesis with his disciples. Thus the brilliant Cambridge scholar behind the latest discoveries of the truth of Good Friday named the nascent band Genesis, breathing sacred life into a hitherto moribund beat-combo, and the rest, as they say, is history.
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