I rarely bet on horses (my life has been betting on music) but dear old Deniz insisted I did for the National and the Derby and I've done rather well over the years (in particular when a horse was almost called the same as my Hedgehoppers Anonymous flop followup to It's Good News Week - Don't Push Me (it) - which romped home and made me a fortune years ago (to Deniz' fury!).
This year, believe it or not, my horses came 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th!
Infuriating.

I only made my £6 stake money back.

I have never won big on horses ever.