I had a lovely steak dinner in a restaurant in which I won't name with Tubs and my partner.

When the waiter asked us how we like our steak? Of course my partner and I said rare.

When he asked Tubs how liked the biggest steak on the menu done? Tubs being Tubs said MENSTRUATING. I tried to back the laughter which finally came out. The poor the waiter looked shocked and my partner elbowed Tubs. One poor lady chocked on her wine and a some gentleman tried to put ketchup back in the bottle.

I am slowly running out of places to go with Tubs.


However in the car he asked my partner to be a witness for a will. He won't go for a cancer treatment and rather go naturally. God, I will miss him.