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Wyot, you have once admitted you drink a lot of wine. (You're very Surrey and middle class)
I wish to enquire if you need a spittoon when you host wine tasting galas and banquets for your guests that include local magistrates, mayors, Rotarians and the former Marillion fan club secretary?