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Mad Blonde Disease found in tabloids! Scandal! 17 Years, 6 Months ago
After the discovery today of a further outbreak of Mad Blonde Disease (Heather variety as opposed to recent Diana and Kate versions) it has been decided that a CULL of all creatures in Wapping, Canary Wharf, Kensington and Thames Street will be carried out in the most humane way possible.
Journalists, editors, subs and photogs will be slaughtered in a kind way and burned in pits with their limbs protuding in grotesque fashion above their laptops.