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TOPIC: Otter attack
#239503
Green Man

Otter attack 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
I was always told respect habitats, boundaries and the environment.

Did the lady try to pet a wild animal or go near the cubs or kits? Otters don't hold back and will fight to the death, even after that they might engage in a wild sex activity with the carcass.


www.thesun.co.uk/news/24920297/savaged-by-otter-chewed-ear-off/
 
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#239511
Wyot

Re:Otter attack 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
I want to see a Killer Otter horror franchise inspired by this...
 
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Green Man

Re:Otter attack 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
I want to see a Killer Otter horror franchise inspired by this...

Reminds me of Willard and Ben.

I can imagine your horror Wyot. It will have picturesque photography, more gore than Peter Jackson's Brain Dead, killer 70's prog-rock, soundtrack. Otters, eating, sodomizing and buggering humans after the people have destroyed their habitat to make way for a runway or a HS2 type thing.

It would be like Deliverance on steroids.

The end credits will have Harvey Andrews - Otter Song or a Marillion cover. Playing over a montage of otter carnage or otters swimming.





Cute critter.
 
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#239522
Wyot

Re:Otter attack 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
I'd buy the blu-ray.....
 
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#239526
Green Man

Re:Otter attack 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Not for the faint hearted, I nearly threw up several times watching this on VHS back in the day. Imagine if the film was all otters Wyot.

 
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