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TOPIC: Happy Birthday to me - 79!!!
#239615
Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
And still going strong; determined to reach 80, hopefully 90 and why not 100. If Kissinger can do it, so can I.
So much to do. Mainly to destroy the False Allegations Industry but also to write a decent book; make a decent movie; defeat Satan's simplification of humanity.
 
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#239616
Jo

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Happy Birthday!
 
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#239617
Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Thank you. December was a wonderful month in prison. What with Birthday, Christmas and New Year I got so many cards that I was able to wallpaper my entire cell, including ceiling. At one point the Governor visited just to see! Many from celebrities (I even had a letter from then Prince Charles). They stayed up until mid January and were a tourist attraction for visitors from other wings and outside. They were MOST impressed by a huge one from Kylie Minogue (actually not from her - a joke from a friend).
 
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#239621
Whole Truth (not Barmy)

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Many Happy Returns Jonno.

HMPs Belmarsh, Elmley, Maidstone were never the same again.

Luv, W.T.
 
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#239623
Green Man

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Happy birthday!

Now, tonight go and pull a chick let.
 
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#239631
Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
I've never been a big birthday fan, considering them marking one year closer to death, but I have appreciated the many good wishes, sometimes from friends I haven't heard from for years. Used to me more when the Nationals automatically carried my name; for some reason that stopped abruptly in 2001. I wonder why.
 
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#239637
Wyot

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Happy birthday!
 
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#239642
David

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Happy Birthday JK, loving your victim bites back videos,
plus all your movies, music and writings.

All the very best
 
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#239644
Green Man

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
Happy birthday!

Did you know you could have children still even in your 80's Wyot.
 
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#239657
Wyot

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Green Man wrote:
Wyot wrote:
Happy birthday!

Did you know you could have children still even in your 80's Wyot.


I hope we will be the first to learn here if JK has any plans in this direction next year....
 
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#239658
Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
I've avoided them for 79 years and fully intend to avoid them for the rest of my life WYOT. Nasty, loud, smelly creatures. Great as teenagers.
 
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#239662
Green Man

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
Green Man wrote:
Wyot wrote:
Happy birthday!

Did you know you could have children still even in your 80's Wyot.


I hope we will be the first to learn here if JK has any plans in this direction next year....


I mean you Wyot.
 
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#239665
Wyot

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
I've avoided them for 79 years and fully intend to avoid them for the rest of my life WYOT. Nasty, loud, smelly creatures. Great as teenagers.



Wouldn't be without mine; but I some days dream of a parallel life without!

GM - I wouldn't countenance any more at 50 let alone 80!!
 
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#239669
hedda

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Happy Birthday JK..your tenacity and good humour is an inspiration.
 
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#239693
Green Man

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I've avoided them for 79 years and fully intend to avoid them for the rest of my life WYOT. Nasty, loud, smelly creatures. Great as teenagers.



Wouldn't be without mine; but I some days dream of a parallel life without!

GM - I wouldn't countenance any more at 50 let alone 80!!




A man needs a hobby.
 
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#239695
Wyot

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:
[quote]JK2006 wrote:


A man needs a hobby.


Yes and time to practice it, which young children are not known for being good for...

I am looking forward to (hopefully) getting old and spending much more time on "my stuff". I have bestowed on humanity the greatest gift I can give: namely, my DNA.

Let whatever span I am further gifted be devoted increasingly to myself!
 
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#239701
Green Man

Re:Happy Birthday to me - 79!!! 1 Year, 6 Months ago  
Wyot wrote:
[quote]Green Man wrote:
[quote]Wyot wrote:
JK2006 wrote:


A man needs a hobby.


Yes and time to practice it, which young children are not known for being good for...

I am looking forward to (hopefully) getting old and spending much more time on "my stuff". I have bestowed on humanity the greatest gift I can give: namely, my DNA.

Let whatever span I am further gifted be devoted increasingly to myself!



How very selfish of you.
 
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