I had to laugh when Starmer the cretin, said he was raised in a rural area. I wouldn't call Oxted that rural or remote. It's not Godstone, which is great to get a Ploughman's lunch.

I don't know Surrey that well but well enough to travel to get a second-hand pickup.

Starmer probably spent his youth commuting to London or the outskirts of Kent without giving a toss about the local farmers.

I will have to order the Stuck Farmer hoodie.