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TOPIC: Christianity is Rudderless
#258315
Al Gershwin

Christianity is Rudderless 1 Week, 2 Days ago  
For the first time in over 300 years (1691; I believe) - there's no Pope or Archbishop of Canterbury.....



 
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Downing Street Cat

Re:Christianity is Rudderless 1 Week, 2 Days ago  
Jobcentre tomorrow morning.

JOB 199666 Pope/Archbishop of Canterbury

Numeracy and literacy skills required

No experience necessary as full training given

Must be willing to act as a scapegoat when media run out of people to blame.

Be willing to give TV interviews in a darkened room when the church gets it all tits up.

Charisma of a Maiden Aunt would be ideal.
 
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Green Man

Re:Christianity is Rudderless 1 Week, 2 Days ago  
You forgot that being a nonce or knowing nonces is an advantage in the job advert.
 
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Wyot

Re:Christianity is Rudderless 1 Week, 1 Day ago  
Downing Street Cat wrote:
Jobcentre tomorrow morning.

JOB 199666 Pope/Archbishop of Canterbury

Numeracy and literacy skills required

No experience necessary as full training given

Must be willing to act as a scapegoat when media run out of people to blame.

Be willing to give TV interviews in a darkened room when the church gets it all tits up.

Charisma of a Maiden Aunt would be ideal.


You have omitted DSC:

Belief in God not mandatory...
 
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