PUTIN "We need Crimea".
TRUMP "Sure, you can have that. You have it anyway".
PUTIN "It's not a part of Ukraine".
TRUMP "No".
PUTIN "And Alaska should be Russian. It's closer to us than it is to the USA".
TRUMP "Isn't it close to Canada?".
PUTIN "Yes but we need it to be Russian".
TRUMP "OK there's nothing there but ice".
PUTIN "Oil?".
TRUMP "Oh I don't know about oil. You can have Alaska. That's why we're meeting here".

Zelensky- "May I just add.?"

Putin/Trump "Shut the fuck up and get a suit on."

I hope it's raining in Alaska when Putin arrives so Trump needs to bring an umbrella...with a poison tip.

He's threatening "severe consequences" for Russia if Putin doesn't agree to end the Ukraine war on Friday, but what does he really mean by that in truth?

My mother's father who was Russian but lived in Lithuania used to tell me how fond he was of holidays in Crimea when a child when he was a member of the Young Pioneers.

Crimea was Russian up to the 50s when it was transferred to Ukraine. Not very nice giving a gift and then snatching it back,

I think Putin wants to recreate the USSR