We went out for a pub lunch, a simple task and luxury that many do and I was surprised and pleased to see Stuffed Guinea Fowl Breast on the menu , which I duly ordered.

It was actually reasonable, but excuse me if I`m wrong, but since when did a Guinea Fowl have a leg for a breast?
Had I ordered the un-stuffed version of the meal, am I to assume I would have been presented with the normal two legged version of the bird and not the pseudo Maccy D gm modified one with obviously three legs, one of which is used as a stabiliser for rapid movement in times of abject Jack Russell garden terror or worse?

..."ooh darling look theres a guinea fowl in the garden!"


"Run like the wind! It has three legs, and..and ...I can see a barcode attached...."

Come on you chefs, get in your local pub and cook and create, we don`t need this pre-packed crap.