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#30121

Mart

The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
..anyone else got any? Beautiful little creatures, but seem to be born to have a kamikazi attempt on the studio lamp. Imagine that? You live one day only and your goal is to head butt an electric light and die! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30128

The Cat

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
We seem to have a remarkable number of moths. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30129

JK2006

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
I've had a small mouse problem but, fingers crossed, seem to have beaten them. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30131

The Cat

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
After it was decided to build a new housing estate on a nature area we had a large number of mouse move into our garden shed. Fortunately our cat is a skilled mouser, and that problem was soon solved before the little creatures could advance on the house. Cats have their uses. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30132

JK2006

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago

My next door neighbour has a very grand cat.
During my mouse hunt she decided to stroll into my house.
"Good for you", I said, "find the mouse".
She wandered into my mirrored toilet and examined herself with pride in the mirror, preening in front of the glass.
Giving up, I offered her a saucer of milk.
"Skimmed?", she sneered and walked out, tail aloft with a sneer on her face.

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#30135

The Cat

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
Just reminding you who's the superior being, JK. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30136

JK2006

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
Give me a dog any day. Nice loyal creatures. Cats have an attitude problem. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30139

The Cat

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
I do not!! Well .. umm ... only sometimes. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30144

Mart

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
Dogs are crap mousers though. Ours merely observes them, although death befalls any frog. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30151

Denise

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
My cat doesn't know what to do with a mouse. She watches them with fascination, then gets back to washing herself. Thankfully we don't have any in the house. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30203

Mart

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
The may bugs are now actually beyond a joke. We are plagued with the stupid things. Every window, they barge through, and every electric light, they head butt. What a useless creature they seemingly are. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30236

Mart

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
Ok, they are seriously now hacking me off. It`s an absolute plague of the things, they sound like helicopters, are completely inedible, and deserve instant death. Take them all away somebody! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30239

The Cat

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
Cheer up Mart, it'll soon be June. Then we'll get the wasps back. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30244

In The Know

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago

JK2006 wrote:
My next door neighbour has a very grand cat.
During my mouse hunt she decided to stroll into my house.
"Good for you", I said, "find the mouse".
She wandered into my mirrored toilet and examined herself with pride in the mirror, preening in front of the glass.
Giving up, I offered her a saucer of milk.
"Skimmed?", she sneered and walked out, tail aloft with a sneer on her face.

The cat was seen giving "evidence" to the police this morning, JK. Apparently because she can fully describe your bathroom her case for indecent assault (and lack of proper milk) is being strenuously persued (lol) !

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#30246

Mart

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
Cats lie,ITK, they can only see a few colours and every front door appears blue to them. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#30249

In The Know

Re:The attack of the May Bugs... 17 Years, 2 Months ago
Mart wrote: Cats lie,ITK, they can only see a few colours and every front door appears blue to them. Shhh, Mart ... the Judge may not know that ! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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