I thought it was a joke.

The answer? Not in a million years.

You will also be getting a call to be on this year's I'm A Celebrity. Will you do it?

No.

I'd do the first of a brilliant new format but not even the second of a tired old one.

Erm...I don't know much about the programme, but does one not require a wife to swap in order to be eligible?

Apparently not, it seems... I really don't understand the programme at all.

Sam Fox was on with her manager/partner, swapping with Jim Davidson.

Of course it could just be that Ch4 haven't got a clue - a distinct possibility, I hasten to add.

Well I am perusing after lunch with a client and I only have one answer to this , when I stop laughing, and that is hahahahhahahhahaaa!Fantastic, love it! Man you have to go for this, the ratings will soar!

If I got offered "I'm A Celeb, Get me Out" I'd go on it. Nearly everyone says it's a fantastic experience. I'd happily work on a prograsmme with Ant and Dec.

JK - you could take your wonderful white towelling robe in as your luxuary item, and then do your "travelogs" from the bush telegraph every day.

It may now be an old formula, but tired it is not - yet!

Go on, JK - give us all a laugh. If Biggins can do it - and get away with it - so can you!

Didn't do Jason Donovan any harm. Quite the contrary.

"Doing me harm" doesn't worry me Angel, after what I've been through.

No, being good television is what matters and the format's got tired for me, the average viewer.

I refuse to be swapped and deny the rumours!