After stopping laughing I went for a walk down the High Street to see this.

It was stunning - all the closed shops....still closed. All the shops that were open....empty. Funny how only two days ago many restaurants were empty - bars empty - everyone saying worst summer ever.

Yet in the "Fantasy World" of Gordon Brown's BBC and Guardian the advertising for newspapers must have suddenly gone through the roof - the unemployment stopped - and roses are growing everywhere with little green shoots.

This is fantastic news for those who received the BAIL OUT - which means Bankers and those in the New Labour Public Services who earn decent money - will be out celebrating tonight.

IT reminds me of those golden days of the Soviet Union when the news used to broadcast reports of bumper harvests every year and sunshine ( even though the weather may have been wet and windy ) and they used to call their newspaper The Truth. Superb.

1200 people lost their jobs just today at the NHS DIRECT CALL CENTRES - all laid off in an e mail over the weekend at the end of this week !!!!!! This is what you wont read in the press today. Might leak out by the weekend - especially if the DAILY MAIL does come here for tips

But dont worry the recession is over. HOORAY !!!!