The Met Police have provided their "special" statistics to show that crime is falling in London. This is despite every indicator that the streets have got more dangerous this last decade.
Anyhow dont believe me - read the incredible news
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7843764.stm
The Met Police are also going to release their specially commissioned statistics on the Police popularity - saying that 99% of people believe the Police are doing a great job.
In addition they have statistics to show that DARLINGTON is the best football club in the UK and that the Tooth Fairy is real - they will also prove Father Christmas is real as well statistically by the end of the year.
Did I just see a flying pig ?
It must be the "Boris" effect.