I've a fat week off work and I've devoured an hour of You Tube. Interesting that an alleged victim of a condemned superstar then goes on to admit he only ever wanted money. It's fascinating how folk unravel on You Tube and help people like myself arrive at the conclusion that the superstar is most certainly and completely innocent.

Perhaps the accuser believed an arty monochrome look would somehow help him achieve a more stark, bare, more believeable, more vulnerable portrait of victimisation.

Perhaps....but then he went on to open his mouth.