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TOPIC: I think someone is skint....
#78303
andrew

I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bi...winger-Krankies.html

I'm not surprised. I saw them live for a adults only gig it was brilliant, Paul Daniels deserves a slap everyday.
 
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#78304
veritas

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
too much information
 
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#78309
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
Not a pleasant thought
 
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#78324
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
Not long ago I found myself in the same room as them AND The Chuckle Brothers. Very odd coves the lot of them. The Chuckles were quite simple but harmless. One of them appeared to have dyed his hair with creosote. Looking at their faces reminded me of what WH Auden said when someone commented on his wrinkled visage: 'If you think THAT'S bad you should see my balls!' The Chuckle Brothers do resemble a couple of old bollocks on sticks. The Krankies, however, were much odder. The slightly sinister husband kept filming everything, supposedly "for Max Bygraves," even though poor old Max is in no state these days to make sense of anything much. The lady Krankie seemed quite nice but I wonder whom she 'swung' with - Ant and Dec?
 
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#78327
andrew

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
The Chuckles are very odd bunch Paul Chuckle loves to leer at linger round teenagers and young mums even in his 60's my ex Laura went to a show in Southend and she told me that Paul was chatting her up and just being embarrassing to himself.

I thought Max Bygraves snuffed it but now I hate people who have to film things all the time they do look creepy I always want to know what they do with film when they get home.
 
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#78330
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
Prunella Minge wrote:
Not long ago I found myself in the same room as them AND The Chuckle Brothers. Very odd coves the lot of them. The Chuckles were quite simple but harmless. One of them appeared to have dyed his hair with creosote. Looking at their faces reminded me of what WH Auden said when someone commented on his wrinkled visage: 'If you think THAT'S bad you should see my balls!' The Chuckle Brothers do resemble a couple of old bollocks on sticks. The Krankies, however, were much odder. The slightly sinister husband kept filming everything, supposedly "for Max Bygraves," even though poor old Max is in no state these days to make sense of anything much. The lady Krankie seemed quite nice but I wonder whom she 'swung' with - Ant and Dec?

Nobody posts 'em quite like pru
 
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#78365
andrew

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
 
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#78380
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
Fanny Dabby Dozy.
 
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#78394
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
More grotesque antics....www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bi...ashed-on-a-boat.html

Somebody they met on hols back in '83?....

They both look like they need polyfiller more than botox!
 
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#78405
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
Prunella Minge wrote:
Not long ago I found myself in the same room as them AND The Chuckle Brothers. Very odd coves the lot of them. The Chuckles were quite simple but harmless. One of them appeared to have dyed his hair with creosote. Looking at their faces reminded me of what WH Auden said when someone commented on his wrinkled visage: 'If you think THAT'S bad you should see my balls!' The Chuckle Brothers do resemble a couple of old bollocks on sticks. The Krankies, however, were much odder. The slightly sinister husband kept filming everything, supposedly "for Max Bygraves," even though poor old Max is in no state these days to make sense of anything much. The lady Krankie seemed quite nice but I wonder whom she 'swung' with - Ant and Dec?

Interesting Pru, I saw The Chuckie Brothers struggling with cases down the steep steps of Doncaster rail station a few months ago. They looked actually quite old and rather pathetic!
 
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#78407
andrew

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
The chuckles are pathetic I heard they be making the their first feature film in a couple of years in 3D. They just look like a couple of dirty old men lingering around youth. I love to of seem them struggling with cases down steps you should of put it on film.
 
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#78423
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
Yes. Paul Chuckle looks to me as if a proboscis monkey has mated with a toilet brush. But he struck me as quite an innocent little chap. Barry, on the other hand, did seem a bit 'pervy'!
 
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#78430
andrew

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
It's rumored they had a threesome with a supermodel and was saying 'To me to you.' Throughout the duration but can't believe everything you here or read.
 
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#78435
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
It's rumored they had a threesome with a supermodel and was saying 'To me to you.' Throughout the duration but can't believe everything you here or read.

Oh dear!
 
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#78444
HerneBoy

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
Has beens that never were.Just shows u how degenerate our media is to give such prominance to boring shit!
 
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#78467
angel

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
This is all a bit shallow isn't it? Criticising the Chuckle Brothers and The Krankies? Whats become of you lot???!!!
 
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#78480
veritas

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
The Chuckles are very odd bunch Paul Chuckle loves to leer at linger round teenagers and young mums even in his 60's my ex Laura went to a show in Southend and she told me that Paul was chatting her up and just being embarrassing to himself.

I thought Max Bygraves snuffed it but now I hate people who have to film things all the time they do look creepy I always want to know what they do with film when they get home.


romours of Max's death are greatly exagerated.

He lives in a rather splendid mansion on QLD's Gold Coast but be warned...he will sing at the drop of a hat if asked.

Apparently he has masses of UK TV programmes recorded and sent to him so perhaps this is true.
 
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#78489
Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
He is suffering from Alzheimer's veritas. He doesn't even know his wife is dead.
 
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#78494
andrew

Re:I think someone is skint.... 13 Years, 6 Months ago  
There were clips on Youtube of me smashing his records with forehead but been deleted long time ago.
 
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