I liked the look of several handmade Jermyn Street shirts in a Sale supplement with the Sunday Times so rushed down there in the Leveson lunch break and bought four. I'll look gorgeous all year.

And enjoyed no less than eight people telling me how much they loved me, and Entertainment USA, and my old hits, and Genesis and 10cc... all in the space of an hour as I bought Lobster Bisque, french bread and quails eggs in Fortnums.

Absolutely fabulous darling.

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