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In New York they will be selling smart, manufactured, clear plastic handbags and briefcases today!
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TOPIC: In New York they will be selling smart, manufactured, clear plastic handbags and briefcases today!
#8179
In New York they will be selling smart, manufactured, clear plastic handbags and briefcases today! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
God I miss that inventive and opportunistic American character streak!
 
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In The Know

24 hours later - still no "bombs" actually found ! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
Despite the frenetic searches. CNN is currently reporting that none of the suspects had actually even bought an air ticket yet !
 
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#8181
Al

Re:In New York they will be selling smart, manufactured, clear plastic handbags and briefcases today! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
Do you recall the guy who made a fortune selling hard hats when Sky Lab was plummeting to earth?
 
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#8182
Yes but my sugar water avian flu antidote never did a thing!!! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
I used to love it when it rained in Manhattan, counting the SECONDS after the first drop fell that they were on the street corner flogging umbrellas!
I bought one every time just because they deserved it.
 
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#8194
Yanks not impressed with UK terror emergency 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/10/usa_not_impressed/

By Thomas C Greene in Washington

Comment US Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff appeared relaxed, even amused, during a Washington press conference where he explained the American response to the UK airport terror emergency.
A few security inconveniences will be put in place until the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) figures out how better to deal with the threat of liquid explosives that the British believe are now in play. (For a good primer on improvised explosives using household chemicals, see this Naval Postgraduate School thesis http://www.mipt.org/GetDoc.asp?id=2851&type=d

The new measures are confined to preventing US travelers from carrying liquids into the aircraft cabin, with exceptions for common-sense items such as drugs and infant formula. Otherwise, US passengers will be permitted to carry the usual items on board.

The overall terror threat level for airlines has been raised from yellow to orange, except that the level for UK flights bound for the USA has been raised to red. When asked why DHS had made this exception, Chertoff explained that it was meant to harmonize the US assessment with the British assessment: a polite way of saying that, for now, America is willing to humor UK officials.

Chertoff's demeanor and body language belied any notion that there's a serious emergency. This means either that US officials are quite underwhelmed by the UK's evidence of a feasible terrorist plot, or that the US government's casual indifference toward catastrophic loss of life and property, as exhibited when New Orleans was destroyed, is the new American attitude.

In favor of option one, we have a recent history of British eagerness to announce breakthroughs in the struggle against the forces of darkness, with nothing to show for it. We have Jean Charles de Menezes shot to bits at point-blank range for behaving oddly http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/27/...ploit_london_terror/ just after the 7/7 atrocity. We have the imaginary ricin plot http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/14/wood_green_ricin_case/ . We have the imaginary chemical bomb plot (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/04/..._bioterror_analysis/ . And we have the imaginary red-mercury suitcase nuke plot http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/31/red_mercury_trial/ .

There's been a lot of crying wolf in London, so it should surprise no one to find that the Americans have heard enough of it. (Although, to be fair, Washington has trumpeted its share of counterterrorist breakthroughs involving semi-harmless losers, but that's no reason for them to buy into anyone else's.)

In favor of option two, we have Hurricane Katrina, heckuva-job-Brownie http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/..._director_turns_pro/ , and government indifference toward mass suffering, death, and property destruction on a scale that makes 9/11 look like a garden party. This suggests that 9/11 served its purpose by leading to endless mass suffering, death, and property destruction in Iraq, which is all it ever was worth to the Bush Administration.

According to this hypothesis, phony agonizing over 9/11 got Junior his longed-for war in Iraq, so there's no further need to shed crocodile tears and whine publicly about the blood of innocents. To a government willing to brush off the destruction of an entire US city, and to preside over the destruction of a foreign nation, a few planes blowing up over the Atlantic is small potatoes.

Whether we're seeing the true Bushie callousness laid bare, or a healthy American skepticism toward HMG's repeated exhibition of a phony terrorist menace as a pretext to introduce the Kafka-esque legislation favored by Tony Blair and John Reid, will be answered by and by. There will be successful prosecutions, or there will be official excuses verging on an apology, but not quite amounting to one.

We will see.
 
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#8196
Martin K

Re:Yes but my sugar water avian flu antidote never did a thing!!! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
I attend meetings with a large plastic wallet, as opposed to a briefcase, so that I know where everything is, much neater than a briefcase, so I assume I would be alright.
Has allways worked for me as everybody`s file remains seperate, and remains stored in the office the same way.
 
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#8200
Captain Groovy

Re:24 hours later - still no 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
Despite the frenetic searches. CNN is currently reporting that none of the suspects had actually even bought an air ticket yet !

What does this have to do with what JK said about "smart bags"?

That wasn't a reply. Why don't you at least talk about music? JK is a singer/songwriter/arranger/producer - talk about that!

You're an anti semite - it's clear. You're outta your mind and completely ignorant of absolutely everything to do with politics. It's clear you are clueless and impotent...

Start a different website - go to a political one - or stay here and talk about The King of Hits and music.

Sheesh - you are such a fool.

Now let's discuss music already!

Jeff
 
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#8203
cillas big arse

Re:I24 hours later - still no "bombs" actually found ! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
yes funny one that as the US press are sticking with the story that they were arrested on the day they were about to do a "dry run".
 
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#8204
Re:24 hours later - still no "bombs" actually found ! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
Well obviously not you muppet, they nipped the attack in the bud, before it got anywhere close to happening.They're not going to try anything now whilst there is such heavy surviellance. I think it will probably get to the stage where we will all have to get on the plane in just our pants, just to make sure.
 
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#8214
In The Know

Re:48 hours later - still no bombs found ! 17 Years, 8 Months ago  
<<< Why don't you at least talk about music? >>>

Because this is the YOUR VIEWS board - the Tip Sheet is the OTHER ONE !

<<< You're an anti semite - it's clear >>>

Land is NOT the only thing they have grabbed, is it? Semitic peoples are peoples of ALL Asia Minor (and there always were more Arab semites than Jews). Semitic refers to all languages of the region - including Arabic, Hebrew, Amharic, and Aramaic.
 
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