this old left winger has a soft spot for Boris.

thoughts?

Why would you wan't a bumbling blonde honey monster as prime minister. Every time he opens his mouth its a train smash.

What has he achieved as Mayor of London, Boris bikes?
Sponsored by Barclays, and hardly anyone uses them, because London roads are too dangerous to ride a bike on.

Banning alcohol on the tubes? When is there anyone around to enforce this rule. When was the last time you saw an inspector on a tube train?

When the time comes (conservative defeat at the next election or whatever), the job would certainly be his if he wanted it. Contrary to most politicians, and certainly most conservatives, people actually like him, and likeability is a commodity in short supply in Westminster... he somehow combines posho bumbling with a common "one of us" touch, and contrived or not, it works.

None of which is to say that he'd neccessarily be a great leader (or party or country), but the party would be foolish to dismiss him out of hand.

bumbling blonde honey monster

sounds so cute.

only very brave or foolish people ride bikes

The masses are idiots so the chances are he'll get the post. What has he actually achieved as Mayor? I can only think of bikes and banning bendy buses.

I voted for him only because he promised to scrap the increased congestion charges on Rolls Royces. Sorry to be so selfish and capitalist. I've never met him (know and like his sister) but have met Ken several times and always voted for him before as he's a terrific guy.

Ken is hypocrite he hates cars but loves being driven round in posh cars, the congestion charge is a tax to benefit the rich.

Whenever Cameron speaks it comes straight off the front page of the Mail. Convinced that there will be ' a night of the ling knives' re 89- and Boris will be leader before the next election.

Rockin Red Hedda's hormones are ruling her headd-a.

BIG Blon Blue Babe Boris cares only for Oligarch Uber Monarch Rupe for-the-rope.

The fat inverted floor-mop has already made BIG Blue eyes at the OZ-Yank Evil One, and any one with beady-eyes knows wot that meanz.

And it don't meanz Beanz Meanz Heinz - un-Meek's BIG Blond Bass Boy.

It meanz once more, 'It's Rupe Wot Winz It!'

MandaTORY Boyz lie only when their lips move & hands write, and having writ then move on to the next BIG One.

MandaTORY Mantra, "Tell One, Then Tell BIG-un!"

Dewey-Eyed Red Hedda still - ROCKS !

Having done good for goodness know how long the Red Face-Card Mr Livingstone we presume may now be a busted flush, tho ne'er forget his wise words of yore, "If Voting Really Changed Anything, The Real Powers Would Ban It!"

Power To THE PEOPLES' WEB - Above Which NO ONE Stands !!