Following all Top of the Pops repeats getting dropped - will they be banning all mentions of John Peel? I gather a studio is "no longer being named" after him by the "terrified of the Mail" BBC.

Soon - no more reshowings of early EastEnders episodes?

God forbid The Rolling Stones are ever mentioned again.

As groupies screwed by dead rock stars start coming out of the woodwork, we wonder where will it all end?

I predict Parliament will collapse (whenever someone accuses Alan Clark or another dead MP). Then all media (Crossroads legend fiddled with my reception area).

Private Eye must be loving all this.

George Entwistle, bass guitarist with legendary rock band The What?, resigns in shame.

"I apologize to everyone for everything", he sobbed bravely.

I bet John Peel was near the same age as the groupie at the Sabbath gig.

Official Notice:

" Will the world's few NON-GROPED sex-keen sad groupies who FAILED to get trophy Celeb-shags, please apply for mucho-compo, counselling & FAT 6-FIGURE FEES at Waxy Maxy's profiteering tabloid Victim-funds for forgetten zeros ? "

LoL.

Love it FF - exactly what I was thinking; failed groupies who could NEVER get laid! What an opportunity with dead stars!

Elvis Presley BONKED me when I was 13 the one time he came to Britain! Gimme Compo.

"I'm now 68 but I was a young girl in London back in 1958 when Elvis inserted his tiny penis into my throbbing hole..." for more on this exclusive revelation - see the Daily Mail...


www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-56...al-Tommy-Steele.html

And I can't believe it but might a man now in his 60s at last come forward and tell how a well known female BBC person pushed him into a room when he was 15 and insisted on using her rather large teeth on his poor member?

Oh my God the scandal and the compo (he would, of course, be allowed to retain his anonymity).

"I'm turned on by talent". That used to be Toothy's chat-up line as she stared into the eyes of her terrified prey.

I know 2 girls (one now a grandmother) who played hookey to meet The Beatles in a hotel room all those decades ago.

One got screwed by John Lennon (OK- dead pop star) the other turned down an offer from another Beatle (good Catholic girl).

One has lived off the fact ever since and keeps sending up the other because she "didn't f*ck a Beatle!!"

Has the closet door now been opened and are a generation of geriatric celebs now quaking in their platform boots?

Interesting the Eastenders part.

One major character was played by a convicted murderer. He came back several years later in a plot that the BBC plugged like mad.

But this man was a convicted murderer.

Are convicted murderers seen as not as bad as alleged child molesters?

Just listen to this song sums it up well.



Full movie here.

JK2006 wrote:
"I'm now 68 but I was a young girl in London back in 1958 when Elvis inserted his tiny penis into my throbbing hole..." for more on this exclusive revelation - see the Daily Mail...


www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-56...al-Tommy-Steele.html

"It all came from that. It's quite something, isn't it - the thought of them wandering around London together?'
sure is. Sounds just like a dream.

Actually I heard Elvis was always embarrassed about his considerable sized uncut donger which at that time in the US was a sign of poverty. But what would I know ?.

I always thought JS was a celibate and here he was , knocking off half the corpses in the UK.

Bestiality next surely.

Think you may find him already helping the Police with their enquiries, Steve....