Boy gropes girl - "How dare you disgusting pig; I'm going to the police".

Girl gropes boy - "ooh yes please".

What I find quite incredible is how someone can violently punch someone (for example)and it's almost acceptable...yet pinch someone's bottom and you are a vile pervert who should be ostracized from society. I can break your nose but I can't gently pinch either of your buttocks.

I don't condone groping btw. I merely scratch my head as to why punching with fists is more acceptable than playfully pinching with fingers.

I'm not a serial bottom groper btw. But I do know which I'd prefer to receive.

It's the same on a rugby field in a way - punch someone in the face, the chances are if you are unlucky you might end up in the sin bin. Use an elbow or shoulder charge badly, you get sent off and banned for a number of games.
Very strange world we live in where punching someone and potentially breaking their nose or jaw is seen as a 'lesser' crime.

The Fat Controller wrote:
I can break your nose but I can't gently pinch either of your buttocks


What rubbish. You can't do either!

Put very simply, one is assault - the other is indecent assault.

Oh well, at least neither of the 2 can die from either.

Not like ex-murderers, whom a certain Soap opera, decided to employ. No, that is fully allowed.

You can employ a murderer, but not someone, that broke a person's nose, or pinched another's jacksy.

Somebody pinched my bum once. I went to the police, but they wouldn't even help me find it!

I'll never even forget the day, when a colleague pinched my...parking space!

Jenson wrote:
The Fat Controller wrote:
I can break your nose but I can't gently pinch either of your buttocks


What rubbish. You can't do either!

Put very simply, one is assault - the other is indecent assault.

But no doubt one is more acceptable than the other. A nose breaker is often forgiven...a bum pincher is put on a register.

I'm not condoning bum pinching...again. I'm just highlighting the oddity of society and its values.

The Fat Controller wrote:
What I find quite incredible is how someone can violently punch someone (for example)and it's almost acceptable...yet pinch someone's bottom and you are a vile pervert who should be ostracized from society. I can break your nose but I can't gently pinch either of your buttocks.

No more incongruous that the laws on abortion, FC

Its OK to murder a child - but try touching one !!!!

And the "abuse industry" stretches even further ... one paper today (front page) says birth control is being given (in school) to kids aged 13 (without parental knowledge).

If depriving someone of their youth in this way, and encouraging them to take part in activity that they probably are not emotional ready for, isnt abuse, then I dont know what is.

bh wrote:
Oh well, at least neither of the 2 can die from either.

Not like ex-murderers, whom a certain Soap opera, decided to employ. No, that is fully allowed.

You can employ a murderer, but not someone, that broke a person's nose, or pinched another's jacksy.

Somebody pinched my bum once. I went to the police, but they wouldn't even help me find it!

I'll never even forget the day, when a colleague pinched my...parking space!

and the man who drowned his wife in the bath but was found not guilty of murder who went on to become a much ballyhooed 'investigative' reporter on a recently deceased Sunday tabloid.

Which would have been an admirable act of his employers if they had given simialr treatment to the victims of their tales.

you have your own parking space ?? alright for some.

Finally The Fat Controller reveals himself as a serial bottom groper.

Imagine the headlines.

When a man is punched in the head, knocked to the ground and kicked in the head in a violent street robbery he may be left requiring maxillofacial surgery and be literally scarred for life. The police will regard this as a minor incident.

When a woman on top of the pops has her bum felt by a presenter she is said to be figuratively scarred for life. The police regard this as a serious incident and the media throw the nation into apoplexy.

WARNING: I may be a serial bottom groper, but even if I am the comparison stands on its merits.

I'll tell you what..I wouldn't mind a fiver for every time I was groped as a young lass.

These days I'd pay some a fiver to grope me.