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#90623

JK2006

Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago
Mad people who believe in mad philosophy based on mad premises (there is a God) decide mad women should not be allowed to be mad bishops. Who the fuck cares? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#90642

In The Know

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago

JK2006 wrote:
Mad people who believe in mad philosophy based on mad premises (there is a God) decide mad women should not be allowed to be mad bishops.

Who the fuck cares?

Exactly ... but as the Church of England was founded specifically to support a lecherous syphilis-riddled King, and pander to his whims, what else would you expect except confusion and delusion?

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#90649

JK2006

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago
Rowan Williams eyebrows... someone should tell him that, untrimmed, they resemble Lucifer (a close friend so I know what his eyebrows look like). Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#90651

JK2006

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago

I think the C of E should allow men to give birth.

Pro fembish will say "don't be silly; that's physically impossible; wimmin bishops are a moral problem" to which I answer "I have it on good authority that several test tubes have been male in gender" but then I don't understand any of this God business; it reminds me of totem poles and dawn sacrifices of virgins (not a bad idea).

www.kingofhits.co.uk/index.php/Attitudes...s/Women-Bishops.html

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Last Edit: 2012/11/21 06:54 By JK2006.

#90659

Locked Out

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago

JK2006 wrote:
I think the C of E should allow men to give birth.

Pro fembish will say "don't be silly; that's physically impossible; wimmin bishops are a moral problem" to which I answer "I have it on good authority that several test tubes have been male in gender" but then I don't understand any of this God business; it reminds me of totem poles and dawn sacrifices of virgins (not a bad idea).

Sorry, I can't resist it...

"Where would the foetus gestate? In a box???"

I think they ought to chuck out the entire Synod. As a certain TV show is between seasons I'd suggest replacing the entire body with just one man. That man would be Catarella. I'm sure he'd do a better job. Although as a left footer {in all likelihood} he might put the cat among the pigeons a bit at least we could do without the pretence that what the church has to say about anything is utterly - laughably - ridiculous. And I'm pretty damn sure that his usual method of entering rooms would scare the pants off my Lord Bishops in a way that would be highly amusing.

A rare contribution from me. Quite FRANKLY this FORUM has become TOO completely OVERRUN by incomprehensible BR wannabes. A real PITY.

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#90663

JK2006

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago
Sadly LO - yes; in a box. Surely our bonkers species is only days away from creating the "Mother" box? Perhaps it's me that's bonkers. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#90676

In The Know

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago

JK2006 wrote:
Rowan Williams eyebrows... someone should tell him that, untrimmed, they resemble Lucifer (a close friend so I know what his eyebrows look like).

He also say the Church (of England) has lost credibility.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20423664

The Church of England ??
Credible ???????????????

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#90679

Pumpkinhead

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago
Nobody can say there is no God. You can say you don't believe in God, but so long as mankind is unable to define infinity we have to admit that our knowledge and understanding of the universe is limited. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#90680

Innocent Accused

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago

Locked Out wrote:
JK2006 wrote:
I think the C of E should allow men to give birth.

Pro fembish will say "don't be silly; that's physically impossible; wimmin bishops are a moral problem" to which I answer "I have it on good authority that several test tubes have been male in gender" but then I don't understand any of this God business; it reminds me of totem poles and dawn sacrifices of virgins (not a bad idea).

Sorry, I can't resist it...

"Where would the foetus gestate? In a box???"

I think they ought to chuck out the entire Synod. As a certain TV show is between seasons I'd suggest replacing the entire body with just one man. That man would be Catarella. I'm sure he'd do a better job. Although as a left footer {in all likelihood} he might put the cat among the pigeons a bit at least we could do without the pretence that what the church has to say about anything is utterly - laughably - ridiculous. And I'm pretty damn sure that his usual method of entering rooms would scare the pants off my Lord Bishops in a way that would be highly amusing.

A rare contribution from me. Quite FRANKLY this FORUM has become TOO completely OVERRUN by incomprehensible BR wannabes. A real PITY.

Always a pleasure to see you here LO.While I certainly may not agree with all you say it does make for interesting reading.

Br...was he beamed up by aliens,or jailed for not being his real black self?

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#90683

JK2006

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago
Exactly PH - people who believe there is no"God" are as mad as those who think there is and they know him. Beyond human understanding. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#90692

dixie

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago
JK2006 wrote: Exactly PH - people who believe there is no"God" are as mad as those who think there is and they know him. Beyond human understanding. I believe there is no "God", God, or god. But then I always believed I was bonkers. Or everybody else is! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#90697

In The Know

Re:Hilarious - no women Bishops. 12 Years, 8 Months ago
dixie wrote: Or everybody else is! I usually find that everyone else is, dixie ! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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