Every year I anticipate a Knighthood - Sir King would sound perfect, wouldn't it? I thought this year, for my services to wrecking the false allegations criminal industry, let alone my extraordinary contribution to the music world and my staggering recent movie successes, I'd be getting a K (for King).

But no; sadly my significant boosts to the economy and cultural state of the nations have yet again been ignored.

I know why, of course. Donations to charity need to be very public and high profile; any subtle anonymous gifts are ignored. So, quite rightly, those great and good like Bob and Jimmy get gongs but not me.

Oh dear. Never mind. Onward and upwards, nothing dangling from breast (wait until you see the next film).

Always an outsider. A real outsider, not a pretend, socially acceptable, artistically posed one.

You know I can't stand it, when they give Police Chiefs honours. I thought it was there chosen job. Why should they be awarded for it? I vote that the general public vote for people to be awarded...Mind you, some twat would probably vote for Mark Williams Thomas!

Seems like the majority of the Public, are as idiotic as those that honour people. Perhaps nobody should be honoured? They don't have to do anything. It's there ruddy choice.

I eagerly await for someone to stand up & say "The New Year Honours will be axed, as of now & everyone in the UK, will be treated equally".

Anticipating a Communists point of view...

What about someone who expects apostrophes? Will that do?

Er, good Sir K.G.King JK.TOTP,DSO,Bar-None.

Wrote, "for my services to wrecking the false allegations criminal industry.."

But, the False Allegations criminal RACKET, is not yet wrecked, nay it - thrives !


God $ave The KINGofHit$

"Lick A Smurf for Christmas (All Fall Down)" surely deserved an MBE

You will get your knighthood when 'Wilde About Boys' hits number 1 in the singles chart, England wins the World Cup again and the Martians land on Hampstead Heath.

Hamlet wrote:
You will get your knighthood when 'Wilde About Boys' hits number 1 in the singles chart, England wins the World Cup again and the Martians land on Hampstead Heath.

how did you know about the Martians at Hampstead?. It's Top Secret.

You'll have to wait till Labour get in again, JK - then BUY one !!!!!!!!

With IT's every new, yet repetitive, post.

ITK proves our point, about petty, divisive little snobs.

A debilitating sicknesss in the United Kingdom.