I'm devising a new quiz show as a vehicle for Mark Williams-Thomas

It's called "Who's The Bugger?"

It will replace Jury Service as we phase out Courts & other traditional aspects of law such as "evidence", "innocent until proven guilty" and other things that "obstruct modern justice"
Men from the age of 18 will be "called up" any time in their lives to face this, and women will get the "call up" to be on a panel to decide who is guilty and who maybe isn't it.

What do you reckon - a goer?

Things couldn't be any more ridiculous than they have become surely?

18 ?...why stop there?

10 year olds could be in the dock condemned of playing Doctors & Nurses and "you show me yours I'll show you mine..."

happened to me when i was about 8..pulled my shorts down after such a challenge and the girls laughed and ran away...I'd be on a charge these days.