Music teachers fiddling whilst children play? "Let me show you where to put this cello".

This strange, moronic British obsession with sex and the blinkered media certainty that it's all we want to read or talk about (if there's no horse meat or Royal topics)... are we really going barking mad?

Is it just this island or the entire species?

Doctors, social workers, foster parents, vicars...

We've moved from Catholics to Anglicans to Rabbis... surely it's Islam next?