The Archbishop (I'd tell you his name but I cant remember it - and I doubt that anyone else in Britain can remember it either - thats how important HE is !) wants more "charity" for the poor.

Perhaps he'd like to start by giving away the church's vast wealth (all stolen from the Catholic church btw) ... and in a couple of weeks when the poor have pissed it all against a wall or spent it in Bet Fred, and are back again, perhaps he'll have a better solution ?

Give a man a fish, and you feed him today
Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for life.

What happens when everyone is fishing and there are no fish left? I worry about fish. The other night whilst laid wide awake I started to ponder how many fish and chip shops there were in the land. I did a dimwitted calculation about the number of fish and chip shops...the number of customers...and divided that by the number of fish I presume are in the sea at any one time.

Satisfied at my results...I escaped from my bed and made a salmon sandwich.

I call that 'fuck 'em at this hour' science.

fish'n'chip shops are closing down and there are no fishing line manufacturers left in Britain so that's another brilliant ITK solution out the window.

I'm fond of a smoked salmon sandwich myself late at night..washed down by some Crystal of course.

I think about all the scroungers opening and closing their curtains while ITK patrols the estates, laugh myself silly and nod off to sleep.

hedda wrote:
fish'n'chip shops are closing down

Some of the women on our local estate have NEVER walked past a fish n chip shop LOL !!!!

I think about all the scroungers opening and closing their curtains while ITK patrols the estates, laugh myself silly and nod off to sleep.

No chance of that, Hedda - would not dare venture into any of these estates after dark !

If memory serves me right didn't the CofE make a complete mess up of investing their own money a few years ago? Wasted the pension pot to boot.
The Bishop's chairs in the Lords have supports to aid their sleep during the tedious work of the secular world.The churches fall into disrepair.The congregations often reduced to two centurions and a playful sheep!
So why does ITK have a problem listening to their 'learned' advice.

Pie in the sky? Or just a fishy thread?