There was this bloke holding out his hand (I was distracted watching which shop Mrs ITK was going into) so I shook it, instinctively .... And when I looked up it was none other than Siliband !!!! (Out on the campaign trail)

I hope somebody captured it on film.

ITK now has Labour DNA I wonder if he will vote left now, people say things happen for a reason ITK has finally seen the light.

In The Know wrote:
There was this bloke holding out his hand (I was distracted watching which shop Mrs ITK was going into) so I shook it, instinctively .... And when I looked up it was none other than Siliband !!!! (Out on the campaign trail)

it could have been Jack the Ripper..fancy being so distracted you don't know whose hand you shake.. Another indication that Toryism is detrimental to one's health.

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andrew wrote:
ITK now has Labour DNA I wonder if he will vote left now, people say things happen for a reason ITK has finally seen the light.

I doubt it !

He didnt seem to be getting a very good reception from the people he met (in a loony town) and was asked a couple of questions that he skimmed-over as they were a bit too difficult for him !

I still say he will not be Labour leader at the next election.

Bit like this ITK ?

Nice one Andrew!

An absolute classic, andrew ... I remember seeing it like on Newsnight !

hedda wrote:
..fancy being so distracted you don't know whose hand you shake..

... have you ever seen Mrs ITK when she's in full-on shopping mode (with MY credit card) ?

She needs watching - very closely (esp if shoes or handbags are involved).
WHY do women need so many handbags????

In The Know wrote:
hedda wrote:
..fancy being so distracted you don't know whose hand you shake..

... have you ever seen Mrs ITK when she's in full-on shopping mode (with MY credit card) ?

She needs watching - very closely (esp if shoes or handbags are involved).
WHY do women need so many handbags????

Why do so many women need shoes ?

JK2006 wrote:
Nice one Andrew!

Cheers JK.

True tale for ITK.

I met Micheal Howard when I was 6 years old he was the local MP for Folkestone and Hythe he came to my school which was for unruly children and children with psychical and mental disabilities.

Fortunately I was just a little shit who rebelled so much at mainstream schools I was sent there he looked and walked like a giant.

I was playing with a toy car he came sat on the floor with me pushing another car along I remember saying to Micheal Howard 'Can you pick me up' and he smiled and replied 'I try'.

He hoist me from the ground quicker you can say Tory at the same moment there were local press snapping away at the same time I said to Micheal Howard 'I;m not sure I your tie' it was a blue tie with white polka dots.

Three days later the papers came out my parents bought it and on page 4 there the picture of me and Micheal Howard in his arms with the caption 'I'm not sure I like your tie' said 6 year old Andrew.

When I was old enough to vote and Micheal Howard was leader of the Conservatives I did vote for him as he did give my 15 minutes of fame.