I would spread the word that they had weapons of mass... oops... chemical weapons.. I would tip off Israel that they were planning a strike against that state to prompt action...

Surely these are the effective and cheap weapons of warfare in this delightful century? Internet social gossip sites, delightfully easy to hijack, results assured from the brain dead morons like Blair with their fingers on triggers.

Tap into simplistic and easy to manipulate media... stories about suffering children and vulnerable women...

It all worked with Saddam, Gaddafi, Egypt, Tunisia... why not use those tactics against Assad?

Then we can take power and be kind and decent and not fundamentalist at all...

Next? Instead of riots in Tottenham and Croydon...