If you want to make a false allegation of sex abuse you WILL be believed, can remain anonymous and get loads of money in compensation and interview fees.

As long as it's a good story.

Really it will take a spate of false allegations against top politicians and judges to change this.

Wasn't anybody raped by David Cameron or Bernard Holman-Haggis or whatever the current top cop is called? Or Prince Charles?

You WILL be believed by police - even if you are lying. They WILL be convicted (and probably plead guilty on advice of lawyers). You WILL earn a fortune from the Mail or the Mirror. And nobody need ever know your name.

Better still; pick a dead person. Wow! Cash galore.

Isn't anybody around to say "this stinks"?