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TOPIC: Has Kate dropped yet ?
#99914
In The Know

Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
I am about as interested in this as I am in having my toes amputated.

Will they instantly check the head and make sure there is a bald patch (like daddy and grand-daddy?) We don't want another Harry, do we?

The sooner she gets back to her normal duties - wearing frocks and smiling at poor people - the better.
 
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#99934
hedda

Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
I'm only a bit interested in babies but would be very interested in you having your toes amputated and would be happy to volunteer to do it.
 
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#99938
andrew

Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
The Royalty do not make good news they just make it more boring and they know how to change TV schedules.
 
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#99940
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
The Royalty do not make good news they just make it more boring and they know how to change TV schedules.

They bring pleasure to a lot of people and attract tourists and I am always happy to hear of a birth (maybe less so if that one-bedroom-flat lady has a seventh) but an announcement on the day it happens would suffice. We don't need to be told every time nothing happens.
 
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#99946
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Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
honey!oh sugar sugar. wrote:
They bring pleasure to a lot of people and attract tourists

This is the great myth that they have a vested interest in promoting.

Other countries also have Royal families too !

The history / culture of Britain would continue to attract the exact same number of visitors if "our" Roal family disappeared tomorrow !

People would still flock to York, Stratford, the Tower of London, Canterbury, Windsor etc (and even Derbyshire - judging by the number of Japanese I saw at Chatsworth today).
 
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#99955
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
honey!oh sugar sugar. wrote:
They bring pleasure to a lot of people and attract tourists

This is the great myth that they have a vested interest in promoting.

Other countries also have Royal families too !

The history / culture of Britain would continue to attract the exact same number of visitors if "our" Roal family disappeared tomorrow !

People would still flock to York, Stratford, the Tower of London, Canterbury, Windsor etc (and even Derbyshire - judging by the number of Japanese I saw at Chatsworth today).


I must admit, I have never bothered to go and see other countries royal anything, so it wouldn't surprise me if it made no difference at all.
We have lots of Japanese tourists in the (fake) Beatles area and the ferry and surprisingly on our local beach since some fool put hundreds of statues on it.
 
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#99956
andrew

Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
The only time I go to Canterbury is to watch Kent play County Cricket.
 
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#99963
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
ON TV anyway I like those statues Honey!
 
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#99964
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
ON TV anyway I like those statues Honey!

It is actually very dramatic and haunting,and well worth a visit. I would probably miss them if they were taken away now and it gives the dogs something to wee on.
 
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#99966
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
I drove past Nicholas Witchell yesterday morning in Hyde Park Square.
 
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#99970
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
Kate is actually very close to me at this moment; should I pop in to say hello? Might it inspire her to give birth faster?
 
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#99973
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
JK2006 wrote:
Kate is actually very close to me at this moment; should I pop in to say hello? Might it inspire her to give birth faster?

Maybe you could sing "let it all hang out" outside her window?
 
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#99993
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Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
A one hour TV special ???? FFS !

How long does it take to say -

Its a boy / weighs 8lbs / born at 4.30pm ????????????
 
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#99994
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Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
honey!oh sugar sugar. wrote:
We have lots of Japanese tourists in the (fake) Beatles area and the ferry

Yes, the Beatles on our stamps would sell more than any issue ever released.
 
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#99995
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Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
He'll be called James .... after the King that united the UK (and also Harry's father !!!!)
 
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#100010
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
In The Know wrote:
He'll be called James .... after the King that united the UK (and also Harry's father !!!!)

My guess is Albert Francis Charles. I dont think it is possible to tell about Harry because Hewitt looks so much like Diana's family.
 
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#100017
Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
The beeb have been horribly gushing over this. And what is it about Nicholas Witchell I find extremely unsettling? That gingery mandarin look.
 
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#100036
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Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
Apparently (according to Charles) its about to make an appearance.

Let's hope it does not look like Cowmilla (which of course, he can't as she is no blood relative)!

I wonder if Charles will keep to his pledge that Cowmilla will never be Queen, or has the publicity machine now made her acceptable.
 
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#100038
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Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
The Fat Controller wrote:
The beeb have been horribly gushing over this. And what is it about Nicholas Witchell I find extremely unsettling? That gingery mandarin look.

You have to be gushing and simpering, FC, to get the job !

Not watched anything on Beeb TV - but Sky website is falling all over itself to wimper.
 
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#100041
andrew

Re:Has Kate dropped yet ? 11 Years, 11 Months ago  
Glad I watch Sky 1 they keep telling us to change to Sky News, why bother where was the coverage when my nephew was born ?
 
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