Oh God NOBODY gives a shit about the wonderful and prestigious Music Week Awards tomorrow night Thursday...
HELP!
Buy some tickets.
We don't care who comes, just fill those empty seats.
Urgently e-mail...
jamess@musicweek.com
We've even got someone who once stumbled across Oasis doing DJ duties and that comic who drove a taxi hosting it.
PLEEESE spread the word. We KNOW everybody visits this site (and nobody reads MW... boo hoo).
PS This is a spoof and a gag and is not meant to be taken seriously; it's a JK interpretation of the begging letter in this week's MW!