Mike Read - an opportunist looking for an (any !) opportunity !

Let's hope its better than his Oscar Wilde musical - which was universally panned by critics and closed after one night !

giles2008 wrote:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mike-re...lypso-forget-4468262

If it was number 1 the BBC would ban it anyway.

giles2008 wrote:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mike-re...lypso-forget-4468262

All I can think of listening to that is The Two Ronnies

Chris Retro wrote:
All I can think of listening to that is The Two Ronnies

I'd still prefer the BNP song, I bet ITK sings this in his shower.



Yorkshireman loves England - what a racist he is.

Mike Read's sad delusion that he's 'musical,' a delusion that made his Radio 1 breakfast show such a bore, has been a very small but very dark cloud on the cultural horizon for about 40 years now. It's not surprising that his pea-sized brain has finally found a suitable home in the haven of all deluded souls, UKIP. Please deport him. Anywhere.

Pru wrote:
Mike Read's sad delusion that he's 'musical,' a delusion that made his Radio 1 breakfast show such a bore, has been a very small but very dark cloud on the cultural horizon for about 40 years now. It's not surprising that his pea-sized brain has finally found a suitable home in the haven of all deluded souls, UKIP. Please deport him. Anywhere.

"Like"

Song is awful...but the lyrics make some sense,even if sung by a prick!

Perhaps ITK and the Plantation slaves can release an opposing song?....
...'Slavery not dole'...'Bakewell before jobs'....'Mrs ITK's Euro Greek Bailout song'....'Tory Debt gets bigger you Bet'...'

Pattaya wrote:

Perhaps ITK and the Plantation slaves can release an opposing song?....

There already is one !

There'll always be an England
As long as the Tories rule
We'll keep the plebs down in the ditch
Until they've been to public school ....(where they will actually learn something)!

There'll always be an England
If we keep the loonies out
When there were only Tories and Libs
We ruled the bloody world !

(I know the last bit doesn't rhyme but I'm working on it)

There'll always be an England
Then the socialists came with their cart
Now we're all up to our necks in debt
And we don't own a bloody fart !

(In the video ITK will be standing on Stanage Edge - on the very spot that Kiera Knightly stood in Pride and Prejudice - with the glorious English (Derbyshire) countryside stretching out below).

Pru wrote:
Mike Read's sad delusion that he's 'musical,' a delusion that made his Radio 1 breakfast show such a bore, has been a very small but very dark cloud on the cultural horizon for about 40 years now. It's not surprising that his pea-sized brain has finally found a suitable home in the haven of all deluded souls, UKIP. Please deport him. Anywhere.

yep, he's so successful that he went bankrupt - TWICE !
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12...upt-second-time.html

In The Know (as always) wrote:
Pru wrote:
Mike Read's sad delusion that he's 'musical,' a delusion that made his Radio 1 breakfast show such a bore, has been a very small but very dark cloud on the cultural horizon for about 40 years now. It's not surprising that his pea-sized brain has finally found a suitable home in the haven of all deluded souls, UKIP. Please deport him. Anywhere.

yep, he's so successful that he went bankrupt - TWICE !
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12...upt-second-time.html

Yep it's true, does anyone know how much he got for his LP collection ?

In The Know (as always) wrote:
Pattaya wrote:

Perhaps ITK and the Plantation slaves can release an opposing song?....

There already is one !

There'll always be an England
As long as the Tories rule
We'll keep the plebs down in the ditch
Until they've been to public school ....(where they will actually learn something)!

There'll always be an England
If we keep the loonies out
When there were only Tories and Libs
We ruled the bloody world !

(I know the last bit doesn't rhyme but I'm working on it)

There'll always be an England
Then the socialists came with their cart
Now we're all up to our necks in debt
And we don't own a bloody fart !

(In the video ITK will be standing on Stanage Edge - on the very spot that Kiera Knightly stood in Pride and Prejudice - with the glorious English (Derbyshire) countryside stretching out below).

It's official ITK is a dosser, how long did you to write that BS ?

andrew wrote:
how long did you to write that BS ?

... about five minutes.

Didn't want to be too sophisticated - wanted to appeal to the masses (ie the Ukip vote !)

I expect Brian Wilson will be on the phone very soon.

andrew wrote:
In The Know (as always) wrote:
Pru wrote:
Mike Read's sad delusion that he's 'musical,' a delusion that made his Radio 1 breakfast show such a bore, has been a very small but very dark cloud on the cultural horizon for about 40 years now. It's not surprising that his pea-sized brain has finally found a suitable home in the haven of all deluded souls, UKIP. Please deport him. Anywhere.

yep, he's so successful that he went bankrupt - TWICE !
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12...upt-second-time.html

Yep it's true, does anyone know how much he got for his LP collection ?

Yes Andrew. His valuation was £1m. It actually went for a little over £100,000 - averaging about a pound per record.

Pru wrote:
andrew wrote:
In The Know (as always) wrote:
Pru wrote:
Mike Read's sad delusion that he's 'musical,' a delusion that made his Radio 1 breakfast show such a bore, has been a very small but very dark cloud on the cultural horizon for about 40 years now. It's not surprising that his pea-sized brain has finally found a suitable home in the haven of all deluded souls, UKIP. Please deport him. Anywhere.

yep, he's so successful that he went bankrupt - TWICE !
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12...upt-second-time.html

Yep it's true, does anyone know how much he got for his LP collection ?

Yes Andrew. His valuation was £1m. It actually went for a little over £100,000 - averaging about a pound per record.

Well anyway he still one of the biggest bores on the radio.

But why withdraw it and apologise "unreservedly"? God I hate this fake remorse game public figures play.

JK2006 wrote:
But why withdraw it and apologise "unreservedly"? God I hate this fake remorse game public figures play.

I hate it too, especially when BBC/ITV apologise for the persons behalf.

I wonder if Blacklace will apologise for their shit music same with Cream for fucking Wrapping Paper ?