I do still enjoy this - the format is less tired than the others and it doesn't have that nasty "humiliate someone" element to it.

If I was on I'd (obviously) get all 4 judges to turn. Who would I choose? Well it couldn't be Tom who I do like but I once described his style as "personified body odour" in a national publication and he has never forgiven me. I think Ricky and Rita are very bright. But I'd choose Will I Am. He really knows his business.

And the Black Lace guy? I never thought I'd use this word about Agadoo. Classy.

I love the way the judges come across as "human" and not "untouchable Gods" as in other shows. They give considerate but quality advice, you even see them all grouped around chatting with the singers after their auditions. It seems like a joy and a worthwhile experience to go on there, whether you go through or not.

And yeah, Will every time for me too.