I think it's ghastly - a blatant appalling Dana International ripoff.

What do YOU think?

Good God, what the hell is the world coming to?! Not a strong song, hate his voice and he looks terrible!

Sadly, after last year I'm not going to even take a wild guess at whether it'll stand a chance, no more annual flutter for me.

I noticed second was James Sampson, not one of Daz's relatives is it?

Which reminds me, Daz still going to have another bash at it? He was very good.

Oh, nearly forgot

Well, I must admit, I like the song. Then, I wouldn't have been a Eurovision fan since the age of six if I wasn't a sucker for this sort of frivolity.

Actually, I don't think it will win. Much more likely to win is the Belorussian song, "Work Your Magic" by Dmitry Koldun. You can check that out on You Tube too. Similar song, perhaps too similar, to Dima Bilan's Russian entry last year.

Anyhow, it is far too early for anyone to be tipping the winner. Only eleven of the 42 songs are in the public domain so far.

Rumour has it they have brought someone from Doctor Who over to run the Song For Europe search...

Well, if he's got anything to do with Russell T Davies, that's fine by me.

But I'd love to have another go. After all, I did bring the UK our first win for 16 years. And we never got NUL POINTS in my era!

We'd love you back, JK. A smash hit for Gina G., then our most convincing win ever with Katrina. Not bad going in your first three years at the helm. There were plenty of other good songs which never made it through the Song For Europe in your era too.

It's all gone badly downhill since then. Do you think you would have still been doing it, were it not for your wrongful imprisonment?

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Ever been to "Funny Girls" in Blackpool? Well this video and song looks like a cheap shot version of that! Nice to see Cilla's ever expanding one joining us once again. He's stopped doing what I did for a while i.e. being a Lurkio.

How is the States oh thou most universally encompassing one?