1 WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT ROBYN WITH KLEERUP
2 THE WAY I ARE TIMBALAND FT KERI HILSON
3 FOUNDATIONS KATE NASH
4 NEW STRONGER KANYE WEST
5 BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY FERGIE
6 UMBRELLA RIHANNA FT JAY-Z
7 HEY THERE DELILAH PLAIN WHITE T'S
8 DREAM CATCH ME NEWTON FAULKNER
9 WORRIED ABOUT RAY HOOSIERS
10 DO YOU KNOW ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


13 NEW ON THE VERGE OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL DARREN HAYES
18 NEW JESSICA ELLIOT MINOR

Does anyone else agree this is the worst chart in living memory?

Not a proper cross over hit that would appeal to grannies and kids alike.

Is this a sign of the times (thanks Prince)?

I'm with you Agg... sad days for music.

Even Umbrella leaves me cold (and wet).

I kinda like "Umbrella", without getting into a flap (groan). But I have been explaining to the mini-Michaels that this is not the Queen's English: "Umberella". I put on my silk smoking jacket and amble around the study, waving my pipe at them saying, "Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?"

Because they are YANKS sadly, Michael, and our dear cousins have NEVER been able to speak proper!