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#23271

dex

Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
If you were a prisoner I'd bail you If you were a letter I'd mail you I've got lots more but thought others might like a go! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23272

JK2006

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Nice idea Dex - I hate that track... If you were a Womble I'd skin you; If you wrote lyrics for me, I'd bin you... Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23335

dex

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
As no-one wants to join in with this one, I must just add: If you were a train, I'd de-rail you! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23338

JK2006

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago

Rather disappointing enthusiasm for your clever idea dex...

If I were a postman I'd strike you,
If I were a Branson I'd pretend to like you...

If I were a wife I'd blow up your hut,
If I were a rugby player I'd love your gut...

Hmm... I'm sure Mart, zooloo, cat, godiver, chrissy can do better...

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#23339

Mart

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Ok, here`s the Radiohead version. "If I were a ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh wohhhh. (next bit in 19/8) Aaaaaaahhhhh..... " Cheered us all up of course! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23341

Pickles

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
stumped me Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23342

zooloo

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
If I were a hammer I'd nail you If you were a cliff I'd abseil you ...erm ...erm ..I think that lays the "could do better" theory to rest. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23343

Mart

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago

I must confess the only reason I didn`t contribute is that I`ve only heard the song once and dissed it an article or post somewhere as being remarkably cliched and was a little worried I might quote the actual lyric.

Heres a guess

"If I`ve stole this tune somewhere they`ll trace it

If I payback royalties I`ll face it"

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#23345

Designer Magazine

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
www.myspace.com/federaldrugsadministration Expect it to end up in the tabloids this week Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23346

JK2006

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Very funny - was it inspired by this thread? Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23348

Designer Magazine

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Im not sure if the band come on here....but it went online either yesterday or today Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23350

Mart

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Brill! Theres never been a better time for parody tracks. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23351

JK2006

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Yeah - they are sort of Weird Al Mancowitz! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23354

mickeyone

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Do you mean Weird Al Yankovic ?!! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23355

JK2006

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
No they are from Manchester so I thought it was funny ;-( Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23356

Mart

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie - there's a spoof song on this 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Ah! 4 Mancs and a Mac! Ideal! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23415

Red

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
Unspeakably hideous song. Lyrically, this one scrapes the barrel so hard it is liable to go right through the bottom. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23421

Mart

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
After days of struggling, here is my masterpiece. "If you were a bomb I`d blow you." Thanks and good night! Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23439

Godiver

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 8 Months ago
If you were a haircut i'd wear a hat. Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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#23537

Of the same theme

Re:Extra lyrics for Katie 17 Years, 7 Months ago
If you were Isaac Hayes I'd shaft you, If you were Kenny I'd roger you. I'm sooo childish Enter code here Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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