1. "Send me the "dry files" and I'll remix it for you, then you will have a hit record.
2. "Let me change the song slightly, remix it and then you will have a hit record".
3. "Sign over your publishing rights, then I'll produce a hit record for you."

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anyone approaches you with any of the above, or variations of the above, tell them to f*ck off!

Why? 'cause when you have the hit they will say, "what record?"