It would be unfair of me to suggest a "novelty" hit here, but this really ,might be a goer.
And for guitar hounds, check out the vintage of the Les Paul used, it is ancient.

Either way, I don`t think anyone cannot say that this track is wonderful in some ways at least. These two paragraphs are hard enough to write about it, I am actually speechless! The best way is just to view it open mouthed as I did then try and get the thing out of your head afterwards!

I thought it was the B52s at first.

"Jesus is like a Mountie, he always gets his man". I wonder what the priests I knew would think of a line like that.

I liked the "He never leaves my flat" line best!

I have of course known people like that, but they were definetly not God like in the process of doing so.

I think it's "he will never you flat", Mart (bloody Yanks).

I've just been physically sick incidentally.

It IS Donny Osmond, isn't it?

Yes I knew that was the line, I just preferred mine!

"Yo! errm ,hey, ermm, hey long haired geezer in the robe, can we have some space here?"

Apologies to all Christians on this post, I am not one of you.

"Once I tried to run, tried to run and hide. But Jesus came and found me and touched me down inside."

...I think somebody is blagging you mate, find a constable!

I don't know whether to thank you or hate hate you Mart

Mind you the miracle of the guitar/bass swap halfway through is truly ...well ...miraculous.

Why do my ears bleed?

Well Angel that would be a miracle or high volume, or you may be ill, which could be a problem.

I've just had my ears syringed. Wish I hadn't bothered now.